Become the Flame

 

Is this the real life?

The Next Two Years

This is what we have to look forward to.

Why do I do this?

The Masculine Ideal

Happy Mother's Day

Cranberry                                                      Lansbury

lime-                                                             crime

ade                                                               aid

Spongebob Emojis

Spongebob  | ( • ) ( • ) |

Patrick  / ( • ) ( • ) \

Squidward  ( ( • ) ( • ) )

Plankton  | ( • ) |

Mr. Krabs   |•| |•|

I miss analog TV

There was a certain charm to watching TV with fuzzy reception, usually captured from an adjacent market that you could barely tune in if you tipped the antennae just right. Digital broadcast killed that.

This was at least watchable:


Now we’ve got this:

Vader: A Star Wars Story

Not a real movie, but it'd be kinda cool if people thought it was. Even cooler if it became one.

Hulk vs. Hulk

Back in MY day, we didn't have no fancy See-Gee-Eye! No! We just painted Lou Ferrigno green and pretended he looked like a jacked-up Bill Bixby!

Vintage Tide ad: how we ate it before Pods

You should never eat Tide Pods. Stick with the original!

#possiblemodifications

I don't like him when he's angry

Epic Battle #3

Candy Corn vs. Candy CaneCan

Epic Battle #2

Candy Corn (left) vs. Candy Cane (right) ©2017 tryanmax

Epic Battle

War Machine vs. Crossbones

Name that Album

What's the name of this album?

The Playa's Party of Korea presents: Rock It, Man!

Because why not?

Baby Kaiju playing guitar on Mt. Rushmore (Lincoln specifically)

I'm just going to go and play a guitar solo standing on Lincoln's head for the next 12 hours.

— Kaiju (@kaijubushi) July 25, 2017

It's time for a new Nebraska Flag

The Nebraska flag flew upside down at Capitol for 10 days and 'nobody noticed,' according to State Sen. Burke Harr, sponsor of  LR3 that seeks to redesign the flag. Nebraska's flag is currently ranked among the 5 worst according to the North American Vexillological Association.

Here are some of my ideas:

Sunset Flag

I'm still figuring out the best colors for this design, inspired by the Midwestern sunset and also the Arizona state flag. The rays of light double to represent plowed fields.

Equality Before The Law

Inspired by both the above sunset motif as well as the state's motto, “Equality before the law.” The arch and band design evokes the astrological sign Libra (♎), the scales. Balanced scales are often used to represent justice.

Stylized Borders

The outline of the state is instantly recognizable to every Nebraska schoolchild. This stylized depiction evokes the equal sign (=), a reminder of the state motto. The break in the middle represents the Platte river, which passes through approximately the middle of the state.

Blue & Gold (and sometimes Silver)

These are rendered in the current state colors and display various imagery routinely connected with Nebraska. Clockwise from top-left: scales of justice, Chimney Rock, wagon wheel, setting sun with 6 rays representing the 6 bordering states, anvil, corn.

Two Rivers

The Missouri and Platte Rivers are central to the history of Nebraska.