Monday, October 16, 2017

Candy Corn vs. Candy CaneCan

Epic Battle #2

Candy Corn (left) vs. Candy Cane (right) ©2017 tryanmax

Monday, September 25, 2017

Name that Album

What's the name of this album?

The Playa's Party of Korea presents: Rock It, Man!

Friday, September 1, 2017

On Centrism

Left: More Laws, Less Cops!
Right: Less Laws, More Cops!
Centrist: More Laws, More Cops!

Side A: Kill 1000 kittens
Side B: Don't kill any kittens
Centrist: Killing kittens should be safe, legal and rare

Side A: The Sudeten population was and is German.
Side B: The nation of St. Wenceslas will never be slaves.
Centrist: Peace for our time!

Side A: Abolish slavery
Side B: Owning slaves is a right
Centrist: Slaves shall be counted as 3/5 when apportioning representatives

Side A: Human bondage defies the principles of 1776
Side B: The Constitution relinquishes any claim to restricting slavery within the states
Centrist: Missouri and Maine can enter the Union at the same time

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Breaking News from the James Damore Memo!

Google engineer fired for memo saying women can't touch a computer without breaking it.

Memo also says Handmaid's Tale "a good idea."

Suggests Google adopt Star Trek inspired Ferengi dress code.

Friday, April 28, 2017

How did Omaha become ground zero on abortion?

So, it appears that the Omaha mayoral race is really important to the Democrats, for some reason, but it has also turned into a giant cluster-fudge for them.

Monday last week, DNC chairman Tom Perez named Omaha in a list of races where the Democrat Party is investing in hopes of flipping the House in 2018. Thursday last, Bernie Sanders was seen in Omaha stumping for Democrat Heath Mello with a 45-min ramble about soaking the rich. But now Bernie and the DNC are under fire from their base because, it seems, Mello's progressive bona fides are insufficient.

Mello's crime? He's apparently not pro-abortion enough! Back in 2009, he co-sponsored a bill in the Nebraska Unicameral that would allow a woman seeking an abortion to see an ultrasound if she wanted to. See, freedom to choose doesn't include the choice to actually lay eyes on the "clump of cells" she's evicting from her body. We wouldn't want women to be informed or *gasp* make up their own minds about something as sacrosanct to progressives as abortion, would we?

This set off a debate among Democrats and progressives about whether there is even room for pro-life opinions in their tent. (spoiler: there isn't) Daily Kos, an early endorser, immediately withdrew their backing while also misstating the legislation they opposed. Outlets like WSJ and WaPo ran criticisms under the same erroneous characterization. NARAL labeled Mello’s candidacy “troubling” and a “betrayal. Perez issued a statement saying he “fundamentally disagree[s]” with Mello on what his party euphemistically calls women’s reproductive health. In his statement, Perez also affirmed that every Democrat candidate should toe the pro-choice line. All of which led to Mello promptly selling out his pro-life supporters in an interview with HuffPo. So there you go.  

But the backbiting didn’t end there. Dozens of outlets on the left immediately took to calling Mello “anti-abortion” despite his 100% rating from Planned Parenthood. New Republic cited Mello as evidence of the party being “willing to go squishy on abortion to win elections.” That sentiment—along with a fair amount of anti-Catholic suspicion—was echoed in piece after piece, along with sound rejections of compromise or pragmatism on the issue. Astonishingly, it was Rolling Stone that offered the most flexible position: it’s fine for there to be pro-life Democrats, so long as they don’t do or say anything that might suggest they are pro-life.

I don’t know what this portends for the Democrats, only that it furthers their trend toward ideological purity. It reminds me of the Tea Party’s demands for purity, except more narrowly focused. At present, the Democrats seem to only have three issues: 1) resist Trump, 2) pussy-hat rights, and 3) girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys. (Bonus if you name the title and artist.) That probably helps explain why a little mayor’s race in a solidly red state seems like a big deal to them.

Friday, February 24, 2017

It's time for a new Nebraska Flag

The Nebraska flag flew upside down at Capitol for 10 days and 'nobody noticed,' according to State Sen. Burke Harr, sponsor of  LR3 that seeks to redesign the flag. Nebraska's flag is currently ranked among the 5 worst according to the North American Vexillological Association.

Here are some of my ideas:

Sunset Flag

I'm still figuring out the best colors for this design, inspired by the Midwestern sunset and also the Arizona state flag. The rays of light double to represent plowed fields. 

Equality Before The Law
Inspired by both the above sunset motif as well as the state's motto. The arch and band design evokes the astrological sign Libra (♎), the scales. Balanced scales are often used to represent justice. 

Stylized Borders
The outline of the state is instantly recognizable to every Nebraska schoolchild. This stylized depiction evokes the equal sign (=), a reminder of the state motto. The break in the middle represents the Platte river, which passes through approximately the middle of the state. 

Blue & Gold (and sometimes Silver)
These are rendered in the current state colors and display various imagery routinely connected with Nebraska. Clockwise from top-left: scales of justice, Chimney Rock, wagon wheel, setting sun with 6 rays representing the 6 bordering states, anvil, corn. 

Two Rivers
The Missouri and Platte Rivers are central to the history of Nebraska. 

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Gorsuch: A Win-Win-Win-Win-Winning SCOTUS Pick

President Trump took the "win-win-win..." approach on his first SCOTUS pick. There's literally no downside to nominating Neil Gorsuch. If Gorsuch is approved by the Senate, then he replaces Antonin Scalia as a Constitutional originalist heir-apparent. If Democrats try to block such a qualified and uncontroversial appointment—and moreso if they succeed—they beclown themselves further than they already have in the last few weeks, (if that's even possible.) But that's wonk stuff that gets covered everywhere. The big win is how he caught everyone off guard.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Trump isn’t playing 3D chess because he doesn’t have to

What is up with Donald Trump calling for an investigation into voter fraud? He won, didn’t he?

The favored narrative within the Trump-hostile media is that he is thin-skinned and bothered at not winning the popular vote. I don’t think so, for a couple of reasons that should be obvious. One, thin-skin and success don’t go together well. Say what you will about daddy’s money, Donald didn’t inherit a brand. And two, the electoral strategy he won the presidency by all but guaranteed a popular loss. It’s crazy to be upset that your plan worked perfectly. So, if you think Trump is a lunatic, you may as well stop reading now.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

A Gadsden flag for the Social Justice Movement

Alternatively: Everything is racist. Everything is sexist.
Everything is homophobic. And you have to point it all out.

Here's the real deal.