Friday, November 16, 2012

The Day the Twinkie Died

to the tune of American Pie

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
Cream filling used to make me smile
And I knew for a buck or two
That I could meet my Susie Q
And maybe we’d be happy for a while
But mid-November made me shake
I knew I’d eaten my last Cup Cake
Gone now, once and for all
The bad news seemed to Sno Ball
I can't remember if I blinked
When Chocodiles went extinct
But I felt a hunger deep inside
The day the Twinkie died

So, bye, bye Chocolate Pudding Pie
Union ding dongs killed the Ding Dongs and that ain’t no lie.
And them Wonder Kids are in the unemployment line
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

*apologies to Ho Hos and Zingers, I just couldn't work everything in. 

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